Of course you know, Dear Hometown Tourist, that Jeanine Pirro is Mrs. Ferris' daughter. And we can't be any prouder of her than we are now.
No, not because she's running against Hillary Clinton. That's soooo OldNews. It's because she's coming to visit. Hope she brings her Mom, our neighbor.
Watch here for links when she does. It should be all over the paper. ;)